11.3.1976

On 11 March 1959 at 12 pm midnight, the greatest event in history occurred, Paul Anthony (alias “Xerxes, Yrmenlaf, Xavier Karl Lenin) Wiles was born!!

Quiet day, with the usual “happy birthdays” from friends and family. Otherwise just an ordinary school day. One hell of a contrast to this day last year!! Those mindless idiots – all of whom have left or reformed, dumped me in a puddle. I have to thank them, for it lead me to write a bitter (but eloquent) attack on them in the English Language Mock “O” level in the afternoon – I scored 35/50 (70%)on that alone, giving me the highest mark in the year of 68%. So this is my tribute to those mindless idiots, who I daresay exist somewhere nowadays.

Had a good laugh today, reading Mr Jones’ comments (for he deserves his proper title) on Hogg’s pompous, witless “essay”. We added a few of our own which were a little more full of acute perception and contained truths like “one is inclined to conclude that you are devoid of intellect” etc.